Originally Posted by
ucfjoe
Thankfully the earlier posts successfully addressed the absurdity of the OP request. If you were in the 15th floor that would be one thing but if you are dropping beads of sweat gong down one floor of a place with air conditioned corridors you have larger health problems to deal with.
Did you read the entire OP? The words embellishment and satire were there! And besides, maybe the air conditioning was out?