From the MSNBC website, but these are worth
considering:

*Always call the airline's toll-free number to find out if your plane will depart on time. Avoid any extra time waiting at the airport.
*Keep ticket confirmation numbers handy. If your plane ticket gets lost, these will help the airline computers recognize your reservation.
*Don't stand in line at the airport if your flight is canceled. Instead, call your travel agent or the airline directly to book a seat on the next available flight.
*If your travel plans frequently change at the last minute, carry a guide to flight times, such as the OAG Pocket Flight Guide (Or the AMEX Skyguide or your airline's timetable.)
*Bring your favorite snacks, or even a picnic meal, instead of relying on the airline's offerings. If your flight is late, you won't go hungry.

OMNI: I know that there will be NO INSIDENTS OF AIR RAGE ON THE PARTY IN PARADISE PLANE because everyone will be too "happy" to get mad, even if the plane's delayed.

And I will be there to entertain you all!