...and the MR has to start on a Wednesday that is either the 7th, 17th or 27th of the month, on a day with relative humidity between 30-70%, unless it's a 17th, in which case higher (but not lower) humidity is OK, as long as I see three (not two, not four) songbirds perched on my neighbor's clothesline when I wake up seven days before departure. It would be a plus if the MR is to Las Vegas and I win $1,000,000 at roulette.

RNE, finishing that for you.