If they are still taking your nail clippers, a few words of advice: buy AAPL now and hold, sell it and buy TSLA at IPO and hold, don't buy UAL, avoid real estate, avoid REITs, don't manage your wealth with Madoff.

(In case anyone else is curious about the history, nail clippers were disallowed up until December 2005: http://blog.tsa.gov/2008/01/lighters...d-lithium.html.)