I always procure my own pillow for the overnight flights; about $15 from Walmart for a decent feather one, add your favourite inherited linen pillow slip (how awful it must be to have to purchase one's own bedlinen) and you'll sleep like a member of the 1% all the way back to one of Her Majesty's airstrips.

It works the same if you insist on flying commercial, too.

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The concept of one of Lenny's farts lingering in a Travelodge bed doesn't bear thinking about.