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Originally Posted by
JayTeaBee
. . . .for a more luxurious travel experience.

Sorry, but, HUH?!?
I say this, as I sit on the taxiway at JFK, on a beautiful CRJ-900, in seat 3C, made of fine Corinthian faux-leahter, whilst we wait out a 40 minute ATC delay enroute to ORD.
Ahhhh, yes. I'm surrounded by luxury, which means the FA is making us drinks, compared to pre-poured cups of water 2 rows back & beyond. She even threw in the snack basket as a nice little touch, but I suppose that just means less to choose from later!