Originally Posted by
Jasper2009
I can just imagine a safety video created by you:
"Dear passengers,
There is no such thing as a landing on water. If we crash into the ocean, chances are most of you will die. Should you survive, grab your life vest and fight your way to the emergency exit.
Enjoy your flight and thank you for flying Air Canada!"
You've gotta admit though that that would be much closer to the truth. Nothing wrong with that IMO. But then most people have never heard of probability either ;-)