Sorry, the loo paper whines has already been done, including by yours truly.
So, no award for originality but you get a brownie point for having brought up the topic that hadn't recently been raised.

I am rather good at not doing a hamster impersonation such is my experience of 'starting' a BA loo roll. I can do it neatly, which in itself a worry. But perhaps it should be a GGL qualification test - i.e. you must obviously have spent too much time on a BA flight if you can start the loo paper without letting bits fly off everywhere.

Anyway, I am fine with the current loo paper if I am flying WT/ET/WT+. Even maybe in CE/CW. However, getting it in F is so strange that I find it almost amusing, even even some cheap little dodgy operators have better loo paper down the back. It's the roughest stuff you get in a public loo.

Now, I am NOT doing a BYO loo paper. For a start, it may not be suitable for aircraft loo. I do not want to go that far! Please BA, could we have nicer loo paper on board (and in F lounge/CCR)? I am assuming that BA loos aren't so different from those other carriers with better loo paper?