Originally Posted by
corporate-wage-slave
You can minimize the sound by sacrificing the smaller of the two towels you have (or use a flannel if you travel with one). If you put it so that only about 6 holes in the grill are exposed it transforms the noise into a more congenial gurgle. Use your big toe to control this.
Splendid. ^
I think this might be the most surreal bit of travel advice that I will ever read.