Thanks to those who understood what I was saying. Your support is always appreciated!

With regard to items a hotel maid will find under the hotel bed on any typical day:
1. used condoms
2. used vibrators (no -not the kind for your sore neck!)
3. dirty socks
4. dirty underpants
And, yes peeing on the wall seems to be a necessary accomplishment for some gentlemen!

I once was called to a dirty room by one of the maids. I could hardly push open the door for the trash on the floor. The mattresses were pulled off the bed--the drawers broken and trashed as was the tv. Blood on the walls. The intimate dinner for two from the night before was dumped all over the floor, along with the pot of coffee. The shower rod pulled out of the wall, anything and everything that could be done to that room had been done. Would you care to know who the occupants were who did such damage?
A young professional couple in their early 30's very well off (large BMW in garage). Very well dressed checking in and checking out. Fortunately we had video of them checking in/out. They had just walked away from the front desk when I got to the desk to report the damage. There were no visible bruising--but somebody got smacked around, in my opinion it was both of them. Naughty games are best played in someone else's backyard!