I'm typically not a spoon feeder, but since this deal is about dead..
A) Find a friend/parent/significant other to get a Bluebird.
B) Read the H&R Block Emerald Card thread, get one, load/unload 5k - ACH to your favorite bank.
C) Use up your three My Vanilla Debit chances to liquidate
D) Get a JH Preferred Card
E) Read the Wiki in the CVS thread which similarly spoon feeds you.
Among other popular options...