This thread is better than TV. I refresh every couple mins and there's a new page

FT#1: THE WORLD IS ENDING NO MORE VR HOW CAN WE MS? I CAN'T MEET 10K SPEND!
FT#2: FT#1 - it's a hoax. My buddy's gardener's drinking buddy's best friend's fiance's butler is also a CVS manager and he said he never got the memo
FT#3: FT#2 It's been confirmed a bajillion times
FT#2: Well not in West East Virginia County. Maybe it's regional
FT#4: West East Virginia County resident here. Can confirm saw the memo
FT#5: STOP ASKING ABOUT IT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL IT
Me: Eats popcorn....