Before take off in First, the cabin crew member was very efficient in topping up my champagne glass as we waited to push back longer than normal.

As he approached for the third time, bottle in had, he said to me:

"would you like some more champagne sir?"

to which I replied

"yes, please"

Quick as a flash, as he topped up my glass, he said:

"would sir like a wheelchair on arrival too?"

I though it very funny and we had a good rapport on the flight.