But if you check bags, you get the entertainment of watching the kid who told everybody in IAH that he had Premier Access and should be able to board first, and loudly announced at the lounge desk that he had passes for himself and his girlfriend, stand by the mouth of the baggage claim with a classic DYKWIA look for 10 minutes before the bags at LHR started to come, telling everyone who came within 5 feet of him that his bags were "priority" and he had to get them first. And then you get the satisfaction of having YOUR priority bags (and 45 other people's) come out before his. Y'all should try it. It's fun.