Originally Posted by
txrus
In ABQ if you tell the smurf manning the Randomizer you are traveling with someone you are automatically sent to the NoS (apparently the tewwowists only travel in groups
) Those traveling alone & sent thru Pre, from the Randomizer,
then have to get past 3 smurfs doing hand swabs (I refer to them as 'waste, fraud, & abuse' or WFA for short). After getting thru the Pre WTMD, there is still about a 50% chance of being randomized for another hand swab-I've actually seen at least one guy getting swabbed by WFA & again after the WTMD 
What a freakin' waste - unless, of course, it has begun to dawn upon the TSA that their swabs alarm uselessly and they are actually trying to gather info on how often they do alarm. Tell me again, how many people carry explosives have been caught by the swabs? None, you say? That's what I thought.