Everyone understood you.

It was now years ago. Do you genuinely believe you're entitled to continue make-believing and boarding before other 1Ks? That has got to be one of the strangest, most deluded things I've ever heard.

"I know I stopped working here two years ago, but I'm sitting in my office because it's confusing that you fired me and I don't like thinking about it. No, please, don't call the cops."