With all the depression and anger about the 2015 SkyMiles Program changes, I figured let's make a thread where people can get a few laughs...

How many DL themed nerdy pickup lines can you guys come up with?

Remember, keep them (more or less) appropriate, so as not to upset the mods

Here are a few I thought of... let's see what you've got

-Hey baby you could be my Diamond Medallion
-I'd love to keep you warm on that 3 hour layover in MSP
-I'd pay $29 to take you to the SkyClub anyday
-I'd love to take you out with my $99 Amex companion certificate
-Hey baby I'll never devalue YOUR miles
-Going out with you would be the only upgrade I need!
-You may only be a lowly silver, but to me you're a Diamond!
-I like long walks along the beach, and long walks from one end of MSP to the other
-Hey baby we could sit in coach so we'll be forced to snuggle!