Eggs: 0 (Although I've never tried them. The appearance makes them unappetizing).
Sausage (patties): 8 (these things are freaking delicious)
Mexican Omelet: -47 (these things are so nasty. the egg and cheese ain't too bad).
Bagel Toppers: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999 ad infinium. These are probably my favorite breakfast food of all time. One time I ate 8 of them in one sitting.