Originally Posted by
NordsFan
AC891 FCO-YYZ sometime in late March 2008.
I’m sitting in 7K reading a book and enjoying a quiet cabin after the lunch service. Most pax in J cabin appear to be sleeping or relaxing in their lowered pod seats. Window shades are down and the FAs are in the front galley.
Miss 2K says something to Mr. 2F who brings his seat back into upright position and then fumbles with his nether regions. The intrepid Miss 2K gets up and crosses over to Mr. 2F. She drops jeans and undergarments and positions herself for what is known as a “reverse cowgirl”.
Grabbing both sides of the pod, she proceeds to seriously grind a clearly huffing/puffing Mr. 2F to completion in about 2-3 minutes, stands up and pulls her trou back up before returning to her seat.
The teenage girl in 3F just inches away from the action and her parents in 3K and 4F didn’t seem to notice. They were sleeping or averting their eyes, who knows.
I may have been the only pax who saw the whole performance, along with the 2 FAs who were watching from the A side galley curtain, about 4 feet away from our impatient lechers.
One of the FAs slid the F-K side curtain aside and beckoned the rutting flyers to the galley, where they remained for about 10 minutes.
I obviously don’t know what was said in the galley, so I have no idea if any consequences, legal or otherwise, resulted from this incident.
So, is there anything wrong with doin’ it in the cabin of a commercial airliner ? Maybe, maybe not, although I’m pretty certain that other pax shouldn’t have to be subjected to the show.
That was beautiful except that you made it up. Ah hell, why except? It
was beautiful.