Originally Posted by SquareDanceGuy

Be sure to include the part about how, when people applied for a credit card offer which was very obviously and clearly a mistake, their credit rating was horribly damaged and they are now entitled to free upgrades and free breakfast and free recognition as a VIP for life because of that damage. Be SURE to include that part because it's my very favorite part of this whole cockamamie status-grab attempt. The story is just not the same, if you leave out the terrible damages that people suffered while trying to rip off other people.