Originally Posted by
Maxwell Smart
Access for all passengers to a lounge area with seating, restroom facilities, food and beverage availability, and access to airline personnel for flight information and customer service?
Sure, it's called the gate area.
I know you were being funny here (and it is funny), but as a DL SC member I sometimes leave a noisy, overcrowded SC and just go to the gate area because at least there I don't expect anything different.
Oh, and that's an excellent tagline!