Since my 10 YO daughter asked this of me last night...
Here is what I told her:
Spiced beef pate, rolled and encased in a fine vegetable wrap. Served with your choice of rolls.
Escallop pasta, lightly salted and with a touch of olive oil, surrounded by a multiple cheese paste, served warm.
Tomato puree, finely chopped onions, and Grey popoun as compliments.
She got: Mac and Cheese and Hotdogs