Thanks BKKLEE, about what I expected.
No flexibility in the location, which needs to be near the hospital and is not an all-suite property.
Mrs. Greenskin's requirement for vacation hotels is that they must be nicer than our bedroom. She says that means cat. 6 and up (I'd give us cat. 5, but I don't make the rules).
Maybe I'll take the kids on a boys only trip & use the certs. then.