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Dec 20, 2013 | 12:36 pm

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RRDD

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Formerly at PIT, now planted near MSP.

Programs: No flights since April 2019 (Medical Issues). Lost all my status.

Posts: 1,483

Quote:

Originally Posted by deniah

1) get aboard the craft first
2) lock eye contact with pax heading towards seat
3) pat the bottom of the seat with a motherly touch
4) whisper wistfully "ive been expecting you"

5) Ask the person if they are happy with their homeowners and auto insurance.

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