Originally Posted by
Michael El
You can take gun powder through the checkpoint?
No, but if you cook spaghetti it becomes less stiff, and since gels are prohibited, dry, stiff, uncooked spaghetti (by a chain of inference) must also be prohibited. See how they think?
If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun. (Says Dan Rather). Therefore pockets are also about to be prohibited.