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Just to note, a lot more people have probably looked at your request, looked up several options, and found absolutely nothing that fits into an extremely narrow request with an unreasonable budget expectation.
I'd echo what people are saying now. If you are dead set on going, go to the airport now, pack a bag, and book something for a flight tonight (not in that order). Worry about getting a flight back later.