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Dec 15, 2013, 6:59 am

#148

sh76us

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: New York

Programs: UA MileagePlus (Platinum)

Posts: 163

United should sell access to the FC lav. You know, $5.99 for flights under 2 hours and $9.99 for flights over 2 hours (boarding pass travel time, of course).

They can call it "Premier Potty Access."

Jeff should hire me right now.

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