I'm wondering what to do - I'm 80 miles from the Wichita Airport (and for that matter any other Avis facility) and I just realized that the piece of junk I was rented (a proud Avis First member) with 32,000 miles on it has expired (Pennsylvania, too) plates, registration, and insurance.

This is a first for me - having rented hundreds of cars (maybe thousands). Any ideas?