We're currently on holiday in Thailand.

I've been monitoring the reviews of the hotel for several weeks and they are all 4 and 5 (mainly a well deserved 5).

A couple of weeks ago a 2* review appeared.

Full of "they wouldn't upgrade us even though we were on honeymoon" "they wouldn't do x even though we were on honeymoon" etc.

Obviously this doesn't fall into the category of funniest things but the sense of entitlement was breathtaking.