So I ended up having to clean out my normal carry on laptop bag. Here is what I found:

Lots and lots of crumpled up napkins
A little over $3 in loose change
7 half used travel packs of tissues
2 baggies
3 post-it note packs
4 pens (2 broken), 1 mechanical pencil, 1 pen cap
a good handful of cough drops ( i think those spilled)
A good handfull of Advil tabs (I KNOW those spilled)
A bag of M&Ms (unknown date of purchase)
House keys
Several charging cables, some are to old phones, others are to something else I think.
5 business cards. I was hoping for more
3 boarding passes. I was expecting more
2 flash drives
More M&Ms. This time half opened
1 book I forgot about
Some maker-type pamphlets
5 two pin headphone adapters (no idea - I rarely fly aircraft that use them)
6 headphones - 3 delta packets, one I knew were in there and could never find, 1 my clip ons I totally forgot about, and one set I have no idea where it came from.
Velcro
Power outlet covers
A handful of little clip ties ?
3 hotel statements

I am looking forward to using this bag again, as I think it is going to be a lot lighter and roomier!