Okay flew so called first class (LAX-HNL) a few days ago - what a joke:

<rant start>
(1) The plane was from the ark. It even had ash trays in the toilets
(2) There was no video - except this decrepit screen that appeared from the ceiling
(3) The toilet was broken so everybody had to hoof it to coach to relieve themselves.
(4) They ran out of choices by the time they got to me - so I had one choice
(5) The seat did not recline
(6) The FA was chewing gum all through the flight

Also the passengers looked like a motely crew - women dressed in sweats, with stains down the front. Men that looked like beached whales in shorts. Seriously are Americans embarrassed by their condition of their carries and also of their fellow passengers?
<rant over>