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Old Oct 16, 2013, 5:44 am
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Originally Posted by AA since 85
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Service Monkeys.

Personally, I'm looking to find a coffee monkey. One that could get the coffee going 20 minutes before I get up and refill my cup when it's empty. I can be grumpy without my coffee. Therefore, my coffee monkey would need to travel with me, so I don't get grumpy.
Cross-train him for beer for late afternoons.

On AFV I saw a beer dog once. On a signal, he'd run to the fridge, pull on a towel attached to the door, and take a beer to his human. Human had to open it, though. I bet a smart monkey could do that.
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