Originally Posted by
AlohaDaveKennedy
Absolution! Get your absolution here! Cash only, as the Vatican has been having a little trouble taking credit cards.

Join our frequent flyer club and wing your way to heaven, else you are going to experience smoke and brimstone in economy on a Ryanair 787 bound for Somalia.
Cardinal Fang
O Fang, forgive me for I have sinned against the Holy Gospel of the Points and Miles! I will never sin again and I will follow the guiding of the Cardinals forever.
And I think they have Ryanair DC-3s for the herding of the heretics!