I don't know who wrote it, but I certainly laughed when I watched it. Mostly because opt-outs are for whole body imaging, not metal detectors; I've never opted out, but it's my understanding that even if you opt out of the WBI, you're still required to go through the WTMD, and if they're using WTMD as primary and there are no WBIs, there is no opting out allowed. Am I wrong?

I also wondered how many people would be confused by the whole, "his claws got cut off, so how did he get new ones, and the new ones aren't metal so how can Magneto freeze him" thing.*

*I know the answers to those questions, if anyone wants to know...