Originally Posted by Fredd

Indeed! Paying a fee to avoid being subjected to invasive searches is a modest proposal, and a good start.

I for one welcome the day in which the federal government recognizes it can enhance revenue by charging me a fee to ensure my IRS return - and any potential refund - will be fast-tracked and that the chance of my being audited will be significantly reduced. @:-)

I would also welcome a fee that will ensure I'm not required to complete the long-form census.

Given the increasing size and scope of government, the opportunities for such mutually beneficial transactions appear limitless. @:-)