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Star Spangled's 4-Pack is the perfect gift for ice cream loving conservatives. Enjoy 4 quarts of our most popular flavors for the patriotic price of $76 (shipping included). $20 per gallon less than Ben & Jerry's mail order ice cream!
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they have got to be joking? who on earth will mail order $76 of "patriotic" icecream? They only donate 10% of their profits too...
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and taste you simply cannot find in stores
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No ****... I wonder why...
