Meh, Champagne. I don't know how anyone can drink that stuff! I guess if I'm blitzed and tapping the bottom of the box to get the last drops out of a nice cask red then I'd consider switching to Krug if it were around.

For extra class, I might run a bubble bath and use the bladder from the cask as a pillow while I sip on my Champagne.

Can one drink Champagne in shorts?