Beat me to it!

Guys (or at least those yelling at the OP), the OP was a JOKE. It was meant as satire. He was not actually suggesting any of these things (although I do like the part about the young women being forced to sit next to the creepy businessmen).

By the way, what is "economy" class? Is that what's behind that red curtain? There's people back there? I thought it was just boxes. Now I understand what FTers refer to when they talk about self-loading freight!

Mike