Dear sincx,

While you were away, the following letter was mis-delivered to my battered mailbox:

Dean's Office,
School of Business
Enormous State University

Dear sincx:

Based on your failure to complete and submit your "practice sets" or show up for the final in Accounting 101, plus your score, 0.05 (.05 pints awarded for having entered your name at the top of the page) on the final exam for Cost Accounting 201, you are hereby dis-enrolled from the Business School and this university.

Based on your academic record, the Dean recommends that you seek employment as a Flight Attendant, confident that your skill level fully qualifies you for such employment, especially far aft in the aft cabin of "jumbo" jets configured "All Economy" (and some worse, especially at the back) seating.
I'm sure, after a few years of seasoning, you will be qualified for re-enrollment, but only in the Continuing Education program.

Sincerely,

Vladimir Festouche, PhD
Dean