Originally Posted by Pausanias

Here's a sample of Lyn's latest work, her opening paragraph on one of the hotels she includes in her Guide:

"Oh, the quality! Oh, the staff! Oh, the attention to detail! After lunch, we discover a mini-turndown in our suite, in case we feel like a jet-lagged siesta, replete with eye pillows and organic essential oil. At turndown proper, there is a decanter of Alkaline Water, PH 8.5, to benefit my health and minimise free radicals. I love this place."

Now, I had thought of offering a prize to anyone who guesses which hotel she is talking about (it's the FSHK) but I think I might say that in an earlier life I was a professional writer and if I contributed a para like that I would expect to be sacked on the spot.

Lyn - I was wondering, should I cancel my reservation at the FSHK in January or should I merely suggest you return to Earth from whichever planet you are currently living on.