I aim to please and entertain.

I eventually fell asleep between 04:40 and 05:00. The irony was to mask out the noises from next door I had to force open the window using my car key. I was then absorbed by the tranquility of London street life, the harmonic of roof top ventilation units, the symphony of a hundred car tyres traversing up, across, down wet asphalt thoroughfares, a car alarm played polo only out measured by passing emergency services. The wet slapping ceased.... zz..zzzz..zzzzzzz

Bang! At 06:30 I was abruptly woken by loud, hacking and conversation from next door. I managed to drift back off.

Again at 07:45, this time it must be critical. His voice is more animated. The voice at the end of line equally so. I can hear her muffled voice too.

He must be on his third call since I was last woken. He's comfortably indoors using his outdoor voice. I had planned on checking out at 11:00. I may bring that forward a couple of hours and retreat to a park bench.