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Old Jun 20, 2013, 9:01 pm
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Originally Posted by worldiswide
Returning from south America last month at Mia. My hands were full and the customs form was between my lips. When I handed it to the agent she said

I don't want to touch anything that has been in your mouth.
I can't say as I blame her. I'm amazed at the people who hold BPs, custom forms, or shopping lists in their mouths.

I've always assumed plain old oral fixation. YMMV.
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