Here is one you hope not to hear

"Good Morning from the Flight Deck Ladies and Gentlemen this is your First Officer Glen Smith. We apologize for the delay but our Captain is standing in a long line at Peet's as FAA prohibits us to fly the plane without having a Cup of Joe. We hope you will understand as you want an attentive crew. At least we're not drinking over at the Gordon Biersch Bar".

10 minutes goes by

"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your First Officer again for some reason they ran out of an ingredient and are waiting for the airport provisioning to bring up that important ingredient for the Caramel Freddo please bear with us".

20 minutes goes by " Ladies and Gentlemen this is your Captain Speaking I have some good news and bad news. The good news is I got my coffee and the FAA has cleared me the bad news is they could not get some Biscoff Cookies to go along with my coffee. I'll try to make up some time in the air. As for compensation for the delay I asked the pursuer to offer complimentary alcoholic beverages and BOB meals.

LOL