I'm just going to mention, that you're not helping your cause with that post (although your handle doesn't help it either).

As a paying customer you do NOT have the right to do whatever you want.

As a paying customer you do NOT have the right to fly naked (thank god they still don't force us to do that, but that's another forum), and
As a paying customer you do NOT have the right to cause a disturbance to other paying customers, especially by getting wasted.

I'm all for having a drink, but there's a certain time and place for that. Getting wasted on an airplane is neither of those.