You folks with the trash pet peeve oughta work in a big office. Somebody brings in 18 doughnuts on Fridays, 18 doughnuts in a cardboard box. Not just once in awhile but every single Friday, whoever gets the last doughnut doesn't seem to see the need to throw the box away.

Either he's extremely stupid (doesn't realize the box has lost its purpose), or delusional ( thinks his mom will arrive to throw it away for him). I gotta switch to decaf.