Originally Posted by
DLroads
Once upon a time there was the first Annual Non-Denominational Kosher Hannuka Do. It's almost the time of the year to announce the 2nd annual Non-Denominational Kosher Hannuka Do, I presume.

You, my friend, have the absolute worst timing in the world.
On May 7, I flew TLV-JFK-LAS.
On May 14, I flew LAS-ATL and then drove to Cartersville, TN.
On May 15, I drove from Cartersville to Chattanooga.
Today, I drove from Chattanooga to ATL and am currently dreading my ATL-JFK-TLV itinerary tomorrow.
As of this exact moment the thought of another r/t across the pond thrills me about as much as a night in bed with Helen Thomas would.