lol. I know. I would be reacting the same way to anyone who was crazy enough to give up front row flatbed executive class (on a two class cabin flight) seats to a place they loved and pay $800 for the privilege of doing it.
But, sometimes the process (security lines, even with 1k status), hurrying up and waiting, in-flight meals, tiny bathrooms, crying babies and people with loud coughs that they don't cover, delays, changes in equipment and long, long flights and layovers, and airport restaurants, and not being allowed to carry bottled water or suntan lotion without checking a bag) takes its toll.
I sound like a cranky old woman...
but am just tired of flying.