Originally Posted by allbrosca

My best seat swap story was related to me by a friend who has told this story for years with much better effect than I am about to relate. He was travelling home in J from YYZ to YVR when "the most beautiful girl in the world" sat down beside him. They hit it off famously from the moment she sat down and were engaged in conversation and he was very much looking forward to the flight. Moments before the doors were about to close, an unkempt man of size rushed onto the plane, looked at his boarding pass and said to the girl "you're in my seat!, whereupon my friend promptly replied "No she's not!" Turns out, she was.