Originally Posted by
BicesterTerrier
I would like to point out that a good sausage should not have (nor need to have) lips, eyes or ar**holes.
Surely that's rissoles (eye'oles, ear'oles and arse'oles, that's what's in rissoles).
Sadly I can't find that sketch from The Fast Show, but I did find this which soe might find apposite;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvJdQlOeRE