BKK would be better if...

...the BTS ran 24 hours.
...taxis had bigger trunks--LPG tank takes 1/2.
...you didn't have to linger near Thai lounges to use wifi for an extended period.
...you knew about food joint airside on bottom floor that looks like its for employees but is for public as well--dishes are 1/5 cost of restaurants upstairs.
...they didn't have an integrity issue in duty-free trying to 'bust' non-thieves.
...Mickey Dees wasn't more expensive than Stateside.
...if there was a flat-rate taxi to [say, Wireless] downtown so foreigners didn't get jacked frequently (p.s., that should cost < 300bht)

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